{"id":3351,"date":"2011-10-13T22:20:39","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T03:20:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.edquade.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=3351"},"modified":"2012-08-13T22:25:03","modified_gmt":"2012-08-14T03:25:03","slug":"replacement-windows","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.edquade.com\/?page_id=3351","title":{"rendered":"Replacement Windows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>REPLACEMENT WINDOWS<\/p>\n<p>Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn&#8217;t paid for them.<\/p>\n<p>Hellloooo,&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;just because I&#8217;m blonde doesn&#8217;t mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It&#8217;s been a year! I told him.<\/p>\n<p>There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Regards, Doug Bredeson<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>REPLACEMENT WINDOWS Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn&#8217;t paid for them. Hellloooo,&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;just because I&#8217;m blonde [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"parent":1651,"menu_order":5,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"template-nosidebars.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3351","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edquade.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edquade.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edquade.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edquade.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edquade.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.edquade.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3351\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.edquade.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.edquade.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}