Man rules, at last a guy has taken the time to write this all down finally, the guys’ side of the story. (I must admit, it’s pretty good.) We always hear “The Rules” from the female side now here are the rules from the male side these are our rules! Please note. These are all numbered #1 on purpose!<\/p>\n
Rule #1: Men are NOT mind readers.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: Crying is blackmail.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong.. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule # 1: Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: I am in shape. Round is a shape!<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say, during commercials.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…Really.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: You have enough clothes.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>Rule #1: You have too many shoes.<\/p>\n— The Man Rules<\/cite><\/footer><\/blockquote>\nThank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.. But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping… Pass this to as many men as you can – to give them a laugh… Pass this to as many women as you can – to give them a bigger laugh, because its true!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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