A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked straight up to the pharmacist, looked directly into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”<\/p>\n
The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”<\/p>\n
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”<\/p>\n
The pharmacist’s eyes opened wide, and he exclaimed, “Lord, have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”<\/p>\n
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.<\/p>\n
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,\u00a0“Well, now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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